Naughty SMS

When I am not messaging you it doesn’t mean that I have forgotten you. I am just giving you time to MISS ME.

                                                                                                                                                                   

He came at night, exposed my body,
got on top of me, touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied, he left
I was hurt . . .
Bloody… Mosquito !

                                                                                                                                                                   

English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we.

                                                                                                                                                                   

When an APPLE becomes red…
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It is ready to eat,
When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to..
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VOTE…!!

                                                                                                                                                                   

It’s the thing that satisfies
Your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
In the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless your naughty mind!

                                                                                                                                                                   

Whatever high the sky may be…..
Whatever wide the River may be….
Whatever green a tree may be…..
just Remember….
IT’S NONE OF UR BUSINESS!!!!!!

                                                                                                                                                                    Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2. Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: we were caught sleeping together
Boy1: What the hell?
Boy2. During lecture in maths class 

                                                                                                                                                                   

Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
“Don’t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!”

                                                                                                                                                                   

A Man Joined FACEBOOK
His Son Wrote On His Wall “W T F Dad”
Man Replied: What the hell, You’ve got no respect for me?
Kid Replied: Dad Chill, It Means “Welcome To Facebook”

                                                                                                                                                                   

Teacher: &ldquo;Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer, at once.&rdquo;<br>
&ldquo;How much is two hundred plus two hundred?&rdquo;<br>
Class: <strong>&ldquo;At once!&rdquo;. . . . . .:-) </strong>

                                                                                                                                                                   

 Please wait..