Student SMS

Teacher: “Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer, at once.”
“How much is two hundred plus two hundred?”
Class: “At once!”. . . . . .:-) 

                                                                                                                                                                   

What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
 

                                                                                                                                                                   

Ideal to write on answer sheet:
Answers given below are imaginary & result of pure fiction. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely co-incidental.
 

                                                                                                                                                                   

Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL
To improve exam system, same should be infused in exams.
1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.
2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.
3- Give free hit, that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.
4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no invigilator in the exam hall.
5- Introduce fair play awards.
6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers written
 

                                                                                                                                                                   

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

 

                                                                                                                                                                   

Special offer…
Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal’s office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.

 

                                                                                                                                                                   

Life While Doing MBBS
1st YEAR: YAHOO I AM IN MEDICAL COLLEGE.
2nd YEAR: KAHAN PHANS GAYE ? HELP ME!
3rd YEAR: EVER MIGRAINE, SOME TIMES PAGALPAN BHI.
4th YEAR: AAH! SOON IT WILL BE OVER.
5th YEAR: FINALLY IT WILL BE OVER.
HOUSE JOB: I DID IT!
JOB: I LOVE MYSELF!
WAIT A MINT!
SOMETHING IS MISSING,